Okay, it being the Holiday Season, I tried to provoke my students by defending the view that telling one's children that there is a fat, jolly, man, named 'Santa Clause', that delivers presents on Xmas day, is immoral. I did this as an exercise in challenging long accepted practices. But the more I think about it the more I think my view is correct.
Fact 1: You are lying to your children. (You know that there is no such person and you are intentionally trying to deceive your children into believing that there is).
Fact 2: Lying is (usually) wrong.
A first retort is that we get a lot of joy out of telling kids this and the joy they receive unwrapping their Red Rider bb-guns outwieghs any pain they receive upon learning the truth. But the consequences I think are not as joyful as might appear. Children learn that their parents are liars (which I suppose is only bad because then children become reluctant to do what parents say). They cry (sometimes). It seems the joy of present giving could persist in a world without the Santa myth.
Now, a friend of mine, Carl, had a different response that is well taken, namely, that the practice of telling kids this fiction is actually epistemically useful in that it helps them early on come to appreciate that not everything they hear will be the truth. In other words, it increases the liklihood that they will be cognitively and epistemically successful human agents. While it might be a duty to introduce children to the perils of testimony, Carl's position seems to be utilitarian in spirit. So question: given two alternative ways of bringing about epistemically virtuous children, one requiring lying and the other requiring telling them that not everyone tells the truth (and avoiding the lie), wouldn't the utilitarian prefer the latter? I guess this is an empirical question about the epistemic success of Santa-believing children versus their Santatheist counterparts. My money is on epistemic virtue being achievable without lying (pace Plato).
For those of you wanting to deny my claim by endorsing the existence of Santa, you will need to show that parents know that there is a Santa (so that premise 1 is false). While parents don't currently know this, even if he does exist, perhaps they could come to know it by reading Santa Lives!: Five Conclusive Arguments for the Existence of Santa Claus, by Ellis Weiner (The Berkley Publishing Group, 2005). And yes, it is 'Berkley' not 'Berkeley'. F.Y.I., in addition to being a delightfully funny book, it is also a seeming reductio of Aquinas's five ways.

